Episode

Hangout #79 - Conquest Chaos & the Swgohnati Welfare Check

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The Hutts Hangout
Published
Jan 24, 2026
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6836
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Summary

Conquest descends into absolute chaos as CG break assets, trigger infinite loops, and roll out fixes that may or may not actually fix anything. Broken Vader is announced (but not unleashed just yet), Burm is “away” on a totally normal Swgohnati welfare check, and Mike and Womprat dive into Conquest bugs, compensation, brutal teams, data disk madness, and CG’s ongoing war with the English language. Confusing, chaotic, and somehow… still working as intended.You can find more content from our hosts – ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/huttshangout⁠