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Canadian Jobs Report Disaster, One Year With Carney, Floor Crossers | CBP 256 Pt 2
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- Mar 18, 2026
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Summary
Canada just lost 84,000 jobs. Goeasy blew up 57% in a day. And a former Prime Minister compared Bitcoin to Pokémon cards. Normal week.This episode covers the biggest Bitcoin hardware launches in years (COLDCARD Mk5 AND Jade Lightning — same week), the IRS form that forces crypto users to confess their entire history under oath, 20 million Bitcoin mined and what happens next, and more Canadian institutional collapse than we can comfortably fit in one show.🔑 COLDCARD Mk5 launches — Coinkite's latest generation drops from Toronto: bigger screen, better keys, faster NFC, still 100% air-gapped and Bitcoin-only. A Canadian product building financial sovereignty hardware for the world.🚨 IRS Crypto Perjury Trap — The IRS is attaching a two-page form to audit notices demanding your complete lifetime crypto history, signed under penalty of perjury. Tax attorneys say don't sign it. Here's why.🃏 Boris Johnson Calls Bitcoin a Ponzi Scheme — The former UK PM, whose own government tried to make Britain a "global crypto hub" in 2022, compares Bitcoin unfavourably to Pokémon cards. Michael Saylor, Adam Back, and community notes responded.⚖️ Coinbase vs. Bitcoin Tax Exemption — Marty Bent alleges Coinbase lobbyists told Congress "no one uses Bitcoin as money" to kill the de minimis exemption. Coinbase says it's a lie. The CLARITY Act currently excludes Bitcoin from exemption anyway.#️⃣ 20 Million Bitcoin Mined — 95% of all Bitcoin that will ever exist is now in circulation. The last million takes 114 years. The most important monetary scarcity milestone in history.🏛️ JPMorgan Sued Over $328M Ponzi — Jamie Dimon calls Bitcoin a Ponzi scheme. His bank allegedly provided two years of banking infrastructure to an actual one. Class action filed.🇨🇦 NOTABLE NORTH💼 84,000 Jo…