Episode
Episode 293 | My Taxes Paid For That
- Podcast
- The Burt Selleck Podcast
- Published
- Jun 29, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 3665
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- https://burtselleckpod.com/
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Summary
The guys invent a whole new economy where human waste becomes legal tender, government cheese becomes an investment strategy, and Alex has to explain why the entire system would still collapse into corruption. From there, they move on to fake lakes, doomed bridges, modular homes, alligator escape plans, football dads, old men working grocery jobs, and the emotional weight of Barry Sanders handing the ball to the ref. They also get into AI thirst traps, chewing your own mustache, peeping neighbors, Friends being full of creeps, and the important question of whether a mobile home becomes a home only after it puts down roots.