Episode
Episode 288 | It's Extra For Toenails
- Podcast
- The Burt Selleck Podcast
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- May 25, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 3674
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Summary
The boys kick things off by getting deeply suspicious about comedy fashion, Tubi prestige, leopard print sabotage, and the possibility of a poor Batman whose cave is somewhere under suburban Michigan. From there, things slide beautifully downhill into Black Flash heckle powers, alien scout theories, ancient UFO factories, and the ongoing question of whether Earth is being evaluated by space beings with very low expectations. There’s also a lot of Detroit sports grieving, Lions optimism, nail-bed analysis, Steve Irwin respect, turtle meat science, Brazilian steakhouses, and the kind of movie pitch that should probably never leave the room but absolutely does. Somehow, the conversation also finds time for Movement memories, Victorian DJs, Prince Albert logistics, bridge-jumping confidence, and why potholes remain one of Michigan’s most personal betrayals.