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EP. 401 | That 401st Episode: The Most Chaotic Episode Yet, Mystery Guests & MAD Dressing Room Tales
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- That Peter Crouch Podcast
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- May 6, 2026
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- 5291
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Summary
On this week’s 401st episode special of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris celebrate hitting an unbelievable milestone… by completely losing control of the show. First up is Portsmouth legend and cult hero Kit Man Kev , who delivers an all-time segment. From washing players’ kits for cash, to lifting sofas over balconies, to wild dressing room stories and boxing sessions with players — Kev gives a brutally honest take on how football has changed, why “the game’s gone,” and what modern players are missing. Next in is Nortei Nortey , where the lads are immediately apologetic for a previous episode’s “funny name” antics… Nortei brings a different footballing perspective with stories from his career, connections to the lads, and a look into Dagenham & Redbridge’s recent takeover. Then things take another left turn as Felix White (The Maccabees) joins — blending football, music, and podcasting worlds. There’s talk of FA Cup obsession, crossover culture, and even a cheeky callback to Crouchy previously slagging off his podcast… before Felix quite literally plays the episode out with a fantastic live musical moment. No script, no structure — just three surprise guests, unbelievable stories, and a 401st episode special that proves sometimes the best episodes are the ones where nobody knows what’s coming next. Chumbawamba 00:00 - Intro & 401 episode milestone explained 03:00 - Reflecting on podcast origins & early days 04:00 - The “Peteroni” glass reveal (long pint glass) 05:00 - First pour attempt goes horribly wrong 06:30 - Cheers to 401! 07:30 - Classic podcast memories & catchphrases 08:30 - Story: Crouch getting recognised post-retirement 09:30 - Glass-making video & behind-the-scenes reaction 11:30 - Attempting to “split the P” 13:00…