Episode

Reminder: Put Mopsy in the Game

Podcast
That Happens
Published
Apr 30, 2026
Duration seconds
4788
Processing state
not_requested
Canonical source
https://traffic.megaphone.fm/DISAST8159644119.mp3
Audio
https://traffic.megaphone.fm/DISAST8159644119.mp3
JSON
/v1/public/podcasts/that-happens-1577061/episodes/reminder-put-mopsy-in-the-game
Markdown
/podcast/that-happens-1577061/reminder-put-mopsy-in-the-game.md

Actions

  • POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/that-happens-1577061/episodes/reminder-put-mopsy-in-the-game/transcription-requests
    Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode.
  • GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/that-happens-1577061/reminder-put-mopsy-in-the-game.md
    Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource.

Summary

In this episode we manage to accomplish absolutely nothing of substance with remarkable efficiency. Spencer digs into his mysterious origin story as "The Spleen," a once-promising radio personality who got "cited" (not commended) back down to the evening drive slot. Along the way, we continue the debate on the legitimate athletic performance benefits of hummus, Kevin recounts being handed a fluorescent green cantaloupe slushie at a Vegas convention when he clearly asked for a Coke (he just took it and walked away), and Spencer gets judged for shopping at Walmart, where he heroically tracked down the elusive "Dirty Mountain Dew" by following a suspicious old woman's suspicious bottle inspection behavior. Spencer also delivers an impassioned monologue about learning to code in Godot, where he has successfully produced hexagons that are in the wrong place, and is absolutely thrilled about it. We then pivot to a surprisingly thoughtful discussion about AI as a "fascist artifact," the strange permanence of internet content, and why neither of them can accept a compliment without immediately becoming suspicious of the person giving it. Somewhere in there we also vow to retroactively fix their September 11th episode by literally editing ourselves traveling back in time into it, which they probably won't do. Emails are read, a mystery Taco Bell sign remains unaccounted for, and Spencer wraps things up by abruptly leaving the Zoom call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices