Episode
Redneck News w/Knot Johnny Cash / Someone Stole The Church Van
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- Texas Radio One
- Published
- May 21, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 270
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Summary
Tonight on Redneck News with Knot Johnny Cash , panic erupts after the First Baptist church van mysteriously disappears during Wednesday night potluck — along with three crockpots, a folding table, and Miss Brenda’s famous banana pudding. Meanwhile, a backyard armadillo racing league gets shut down by county officials, and deputies respond to a heated family argument involving a bounce house, a riding mower, and twelve pounds of smoked bologna. Knot Johnny Cash delivers the only news brave enough to ask the important questions: Why was the church van found behind a fireworks stand? And why did somebody spray paint “FORGIVEN” across the side? Only on TexasRadioOne.com #RedneckNews #KnotJohnnyCash #TexasRadioOne #ChurchVanGone #SouthernComedy #TrailerParkNews #MontgomeryCountyMayhem #CountryComedy #TexasHumor #FakeNewsDoneRight #PotluckProblems #HillbillyHumor #OnlyOnTexasRadioOne