Episode
365: 2026 - Everything Sucks Now!
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- Stiff Socks
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- Jan 14, 2026
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- 4141
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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare. 00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App 00:01:46 – Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop 00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline 19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever 00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App 00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything 00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public 00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You 01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant 01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion 01:15:40 – Sock Talk 01:16:30 – Secret Sock Thanks to: Factor, Lumi Gummies, Quince, Cash App, and Mack Weldon for sponsoring the podcast Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks free shipping + 365-day returns Cash App – capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve Download Cash App today: capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s) Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC Full terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcast Mack Weldon – mackweldon.com get 20% off your first order of $125 or more with promo co…