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Google Unleashes Mosquitoes, Apple Wants Face Computers & The UK Is Coming For Roblox

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May 31, 2026

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124

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Summary

2026 news is getting absolutely ridiculous 😭 🦟 Google is reportedly planning to release millions of mosquitoes in California to help fight disease. 🥽 Apple is targeting a 2027 launch for smart glasses, because apparently putting computers in our pockets wasn’t enough. 🎮 UK officials are considering restrictions that could stop kids from talking to strangers on Roblox, Fortnite, Discord, and Minecraft. Meanwhile we’re all just sitting here wondering if we’re living in a tech conference, a dystopian movie, or a fever dream. 💀