Episode

Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts

Podcast: SCP Archives
Published: Mar 26, 2026
Duration seconds: 2222
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"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt."