Episode
Bonus Fries!
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- ROAD RAGE 101
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- Jun 22, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 3515
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Summary
Colokum Craft Coffee Use the Promo Code [WSMG15] For 15% of any purchase through June 2026 Boomer Bunker Dischord Become a Bunker Dweller Aaron Kickstarter Help Aaron with his Spicy Kickstarter 575 Bonus Fries! National Day: National Onion Rings Day — Celebrate crispy, golden fried onion rings as the perfect side or snack. Birthday: Cyndi Lauper (born 1953) — Iconic singer known for “Girls Just Want to Have Fun.” This Day in History: 1870 — The U.S. Department of Justice was created by Congress. ---- There are few things in America more controversial than politics, religion, and who has the best french fries. Today we're tackling the hard questions: Who has the best fries? Are waffle fries superior? Are tater tots technically fries? Why does everyone get excited about the mysterious bonus fry at the bottom of the bag? And perhaps most importantly... Why does that extra fry taste better than all the others? The Bonus Fry Scientists may never solve this mystery. You order fries. You eat all your fries. Then... You discover one lone survivor hiding at the bottom of the bag. The "Bonus Fry." For reasons unknown: It is always delicious. It is always unexpected. It is always the best fry in the bag. This may be one of the few things that unites America. Fry Styles Ranked Traditional Fries: The standard, The benchmark, The original. Pros: Crispy Portable Great dipping surface Cons: Can get soggy quickly Examples: McDonald's Five Guys In-N-Out Waffle Fries, The overachiever. Pros: Maximum crunch Maximum sauce delivery system Looks fancy Cons: Sometimes too much potato Example: Chick-fil-A Curly Fries, The party animal. Pros: Seasoning Fun shape Cons: Half the bag is broken pieces Example: Arby's Steak Fries, The pickup truck of fries. Pros: Big Hearty Cons: Often undercooked S…