Episode
How to Make Friends and Influence People (Dark Triad Edition)
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- Plausibly Deniable
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- Mar 11, 2026
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- 7030
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Summary
We discuss why ruining your life might actually be the best thing for you, the insane cope of the modern gender wars, and why people are paying hundreds of dollars to learn how to pull their jaws with their thumbs. We also break down the fake geopolitical wars padding out the news cycle, the $70 million tech parties for employees doing literally nothing, and the Twitter files revealing the FBI's obsession with deleting 20-follower accounts.Later, we get into the absolute state of AI: why Microsoft Copilot is holding back human progress, Elon Musk's Grok bending the knee to furries, and the $100 billion Game of Thrones drama between Sam Altman and Dario Amodei. Plus, why therapy is an epic fake job, the Ozempic meltdown in the fitness influencer community, and why you should just buy a Citizen X passport to escape it all. Sponsored by: Polymarket: https://polymarket.com Zcash: https://z.cash CitizenX: https://citizenx.com Network Press: https://network.press _______________________________ Plausibly Deniable: https://plausiblydeniable.org Lukas: https://x.com/SCHIZO_FREQ Saila: https://x.com/sailaunderscore 00:00:00 - Why blowing up your current life is statistically a good idea.00:02:00 - Redacted files and random plumbers getting targeted by QAnon boomers.00:04:00 - The extreme humiliation ritual of forcing service workers to celebrate International Women's Day. 00:07:00 - Jaw surgery cope and selling e-books on how to pull your face bones with your thumbs.00:10:00 - The 6-foot height lie and why guys wear terrible toupees.00:15:00 - The Eileen vs. Alyssa Olympics meme and the escalating gender wars.00:18:00 - Why the US/Iran conflict is a fake fight run by a 20-year-old intern.00:22:00 - Jack Dorsey's $70M party and over-hiring thousands of people to do nothing.00:24…