Episode
George Washington Died Stupid — Never Knew Dinosaurs Existed
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- Jun 24, 2026
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Summary
Opie kicks things off by calling George Washington dumb because he kicked the bucket in 1799—before anyone knew dinosaurs were real (he thought giant bones were 20-foot flood giants). Ron already knew it, eats matzoh ("God's Crackers"), roasts gefilte fish, and the two spiral into Trump handing out the World Cup trophy, LBJ waving his dick in meetings, Cleopatra staring at ancient pyramids like we do, and Jim Norton’s wild noodle fight. Classic Opie & Ron chaos. Thanks for donating to the podcast https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA it motivates me to make more!