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Episode 96 Not Today... Why We Don't Believe in New Year's Resolutions (But Still Need Them) and Florida Man Friday!
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- Jan 2, 2026
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Welcome back to another episode of Not Today! In this episode, we're closing the door on 2025 — a year that absolutely came in hot, stayed chaotic, and somehow didn't break us. We talk about time travel, gut instincts, parenting, mental health, money stress, dopamine addiction, phones ruining our brains, Florida Man doing Florida Man things, and why changing anything in the past feels way riskier than it sounds. Also shoutout to our accidental sponsors this week: GameStop, Hasbro Pulse, Entertainment Earth, McFarlane Toys — enabling grown adults to emotionally cope via action figures since forever. Whether you're listening for comfort, laughs, or to feel a little less alone — we're glad you're here. Stay. If this episode made you laugh, feel seen, or question your phone habits for five seconds: -Like the video (it tells the algorithm we're not yelling into the void) -Subscribe so you don't miss future chaos -Drop a comment — tell us what you would change if you could go back -Share this episode with someone who survived 2025 with you And if you want to support the show directly, join us on Patreon — where you get bonus content, early episodes, and help keep this thing alive without us selling plasma.