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Ep. 214 - Viktor Accidentally Bought 300 Books… and Peaches Still Won’t Buy a Vacuum - 06/26/2026
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- Jun 26, 2026
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- 952
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Summary
Viktor somehow turned "I'll just buy a couple books" into dragging home roughly 300 of them, then immediately started playing antique roadshow after discovering what might be a signed Anthony Bourdain book hiding in the pile. Meanwhile, Peaches admitted he's still borrowing his friend's vacuum because apparently owning one is a luxury, debated buying a new bed frame, and somehow convinced ChatGPT to cover his face in yogurt for what he insists is "home décor." The conversation only got weirder from there with fake celebrity autographs, prank ideas involving coworkers' dogs, Papa Roach ticket giveaways, Chris Cornell "ghost music," Oliver Tree conspiracy theories, old-school internet ARGs, Ronnie Radke making millions selling merch, and whether Viktor could survive insulting a professional wrestler to his face. If you've ever wondered how a discussion about books turns into haunted songs and yogurt portraits hanging on apartment walls, this episode answers absolutely none of your questions... but it's a pretty great ride anyway.