Episode
Jamie vs. the LABOUR SIMULATOR ⚡🚨
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- NewlyParents
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- Oct 5, 2025
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- 2246
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Summary
This week, things get painfully real. Sophie straps Jamie into a labour simulator — and let’s just say, he might finally understand why women deserve every snack, foot rub, and gold medal going. Will he tough it out like a hero, or crumble faster than you can say “contractions”? ALSO, Sophie’s dreaming of a cervical sweep, Jamie’s OBSESSED with breast milk, and we get a graphic description of Sophie’s bits. You’ve been warned. PLUS, the couple reminisce about their wild Freshers Week partying, and Sophie doesn’t hold back telling Jamie he’s absolutely not ready for parenthood. And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973. Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/ Thanks for listening x — Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents Email: [email protected] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast — Credits: Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister Producer: Magda Cassidy Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa Videographer: @jakeji.p Social Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.