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Mr. Headmistress
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- Sep 28, 2026
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Summary
Tucker, no last name given, is a con man whose schemes have got him in a lot of trouble over the years. But when he gets out of prison and realises a couple of gangsters are still after him for a $50,000 debt he owes them, he does what any of us would do in that situation: instantly become the headmistress of a boarding school for teenage girls. This is something of a problem for Tucker, as he appears to have never met or seen a woman before, and is basing his portrayal of one on half-remembered bigfoot footage, or possibly some of the gnarlier Resident Evil monsters. But don't worry, before long the girls of Rawlings Academy are all in on their new shrieking cryptid headmistress. Will Tucker go through with his plan to swindle the school out of $500,000? Why does everyone find Mr. Headmistress so deeply attractive? And... wait, did he just say he started the Falklands War? Listen and find out! Vote for Mom Can't Cook! in the British Podcast Awards! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings . If you've watched Mr. Headmistress and have your own thoughts, please email us at [email protected] for a chance to have your comments read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 2010's My Babysitter's a Vampire. See you then! This episode is sponsored by NordVPN! Upgrade your online protection with an all-in-one security app! Get an exclusive NordVPN deal + 4 months extra here ➼ https://nordvpn.com/momcantcook . Itʼs risk free with NordVPNʼs 30-day money-back guarantee! This episode is also sponsored by Saily. Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code momcantcook at check…