Episode

Dear Hillstone, We Love & Hate You

Podcast: Mad Food
Published: Jun 5, 2026
Duration seconds: 3055
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Summary

It's the good, the bad, and the ugly of America's favorite chain of restaurants as Jordan and Max talk it all, including an examination of the best Hillstone menus in the country. Plus, a spinach and artichoke dip conspiracy, unsweetened meats, and the one dress code we can all agree on except for one listener.