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Episode Three Hundred - Seventy: We Let Rose Pick a Perfect Bracket for $1 Billion
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- Mar 20, 2026
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Summary
On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we attempt the impossible: win $1 billion with a perfect March Madness bracket… by letting Rose make every pick with pure vibes and almost no college basketball knowledge.Before that, Zaz’s Old-Ass Story Time takes us back to one of the most iconic moments in college basketball history: Christian Laettner’s legendary shot against Kentucky in 1992. Then the crew debates and tiers some of the greatest college basketball players of all time, argues over Duke guys, and somehow turns the bracket challenge into absolute chaos.Also in the mix: late arrivals, rescued dogs, random school loyalty, accidental upsets, and the long-awaited Mystery Crate / Shipping Container team draft finally starts to take shape. In this episode: Rose builds a billion-dollar bracket Zaz’s Old-Ass Story Time Best college basketball players tier list March Madness chaos Shipping Container / Mystery Crate team draft energy A very normal, very serious sports show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices