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Knock Knock Eye: Can Pig Semen Eye Drops Actually Treat Childhood Cancer?
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- May 14, 2026
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- 2125
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Summary
Put down the "Standard of Care" manual for a second, this week I’m talking to you like a med student watching a corporate train wreck in slow motion as we break down the "rigged" request for proposals (RFP) process. I’ll show you how a local group with 35 years of perfect staffing was given a "0.1" score for call coverage just so a corporate giant could swoop in. We’ll also discuss a federal judge’s incredible "low-wattage" insult and why two Apollo MD doctors are now facing accusations of lying under oath. After we finish our lesson on corporate retaliation, we’re pivoting to some "legitimate" science that sounds like a skit: Pig Semen Eye Drops. I’ll explain a recent study, yes, in an actual scientific journal, about using exomes from pig semen to shrink retinoblastoma tumors in mice by 98%. It’s a perfect confluence of my two professional loves: medicine and comedy. Takeaways: The "Rigged" Scorecard: How Eugene Emergency Physicians were given a near-zero score for "transition planning" despite already being the ones doing the job. The MSO Loophole: Why companies like Apollo MD create "shell" clinical entities to circumvent state laws meant to protect local medicine. The Judge’s Admonishment: Why "evasive" testimony and "obfuscation" led a federal judge to suggest that corporate executives were lying under oath. The "Rodent" Breakthrough: How a basic science study used pig semen to reduce rare childhood eye tumors to just 2% of their original size. Aged Urine vs. Science: Why the new retinoblastoma research is a major step up from the "aged urine" eye drop groups Will fought as a resident. To Get Tickets to Wife & Death: You can visit Glaucomflecken.com/live We want to hear YOUR stories (and medical puns)! Shoot us an email and say hi! [email protected]…