Episode
Sanctuaryyyy!!!!! (FULL SHOW 9/15)
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- Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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- Sep 15, 2026
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- 7281
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Summary
Ally's back after a long weekend away at a big gay wedding. And yes, she cleaned out the buffet. On the flight home a couple with a baby asked her the dreaded question: would you mind switching seats with us so we can sit together? It would have put Ally further back on the plane in a middle seat, so she said now. Is she an asshole? We shared the embarrassing contents of our Google search history today. Who on the show Googled "can dwarfs get pregnant?" Bad things come in threes, but what about fours? To give away tickets to all four of our upcoming SoundSpace performances we heard from people who have done impressive things in groups of four (four marriages, four arrests, etc). We heard from a guy missing four fingers, a woman who was arrested four times in one month, and a very emotional woman who just broke up with her boyfriend for the fourth time. Plus some audio of Moist Joyce being incredibly wasted at a bar which resulted in her licking Jake's leg, the annoying new trend of Wellness Darties (aka daytime parties), and Johnny's worst JASON report yet.