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Klein's (Almost) New Dog & Jake's Secondhand Cindy (FULL SHOW 6/15)
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- Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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- Jun 15, 2026
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- 7713
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Summary
Klein took a trip to the Pasadena Humane Society this weekend and was talked into adopting a dog, but a twist at the end left him empty-handed. Ally's animal experience of the weekend was getting crapped on by a bird at the Long Beach Aquarium. Both stories prove we shouldn't be allowed around people OR animals. We kicked off Father's Day week by hearing the worst/best advice your dad ever gave you (or that you ever gave to your kid). Good advice included how to properly pour a beer, and bad advice included having sex with a wig on to 'keep it interesting' in the bedroom. Don't Be A Dick, Rich People! We continued our effort to eliminate the dicks of the world by publicly shaming them, and today we focused on dick rich people. Nominees included bad tippers, people who drive slow in fast cars, and non-fans who go to sporting events as a flex. Which rich dick would you like to nominate? We also went through a relationship satisfaction quiz and we quickly learned most marriages aren't happy ones. Like us, they're just ok!