Episode
Simon smokes crack
- Podcast
- Keep Your Eyes Open
- Published
- Feb 3, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 5657
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Summary
As we always do before a show, Simon showed up early and we got high and bitched about basketball. Standard Sunday afternoon. However, when we got inside Simon looked like he saw a ghost and was sweating like he was under investigation for murder. Needless to say, he was pretty much MIA for this whole episode. He was 10 feet away on couch. So just know that he was here in body and spirit. Just slept through the whole show. Oh, and Charlie made his podcast debut for 2 second at the beginning. Enjoy? This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!