Episode

Hey Americans! Escape Debt By Going To War With Iran!

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JOHNSTONE
Published
Sep 3, 2026
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242
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Summary

Today in dystopia, war pundits have begun suggesting that the US could recruit sufficient troops for a ground invasion of Iran by offering young Americans debt forgiveness in exchange for enlisting. Reading by Tim Foley.