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Onion Crystals (The Lady in the White Castle) | Michael Turner | Ep 37
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- Jet Fuel Podcast
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- Apr 29, 2026
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Summary
Hot off of Netflix’s Funny AF, Michael Turner joins the pod today to talk about tailgating, Cincinnati, and life on the road. Jetski and Mike also gab about starting comedy in Arizona together, conspiracy theories, and jam out a song hot enough to melt steel beams. Jet Fuel! 00:00 Intro 02:08 Welcome Michael Turner 05:17 Tim Dillon Fire Bit 06:26 Sweet home Ohio 07:21 Fast Food Theory 10:04 Malcom Return 14:12 Off the Sauce 19:10 Jetski Origins 23:53 9/11 Bit 24:26 Dean Withers Mentioned 26:01 Drake’s in the files 34:11 Comedy Epidemic 37:30 The Refined Audience 43:13 Therapeutic Acting 46:45 Song O’Clock Check out Michael Turners special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjb2jLjcnxA Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-... Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: / @jetskijohnson Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify... More Jet Fuel / thejetfuelpodcast / thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... More Michael Turner / turnercomedy Check Out Mike's Tour Dates: https://www.turnercomedy.com/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson / jetskijohnson https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt / ryanjebelt For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices