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Security Guard Pleads Guilty to Stealing Pineapples | Jamaica News
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- Aug 1, 2026
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Summary
A security guard in St. Catherine was busted red-handed stealing pineapples from the farm he was supposed to protect—turns out, his job description didn’t include fruit heist. After being caught near Bog Walk by Tradewinds Citrus staff, he eventually confessed and now faces praedial larceny charges, a $100K bail, weekly police check-ins, and a social enquiry report before sentencing on October 2nd. Classic case of “watchman turned thief.” Listen in comfort: Get a discount on a Soli Pillow: http://solipillow.com/discount/dnn. Advertise on DNN: [email protected] This is an automated, high-level news summary based on public reporting. Report issues to [email protected]. View sources & latest updates: https://sources.thednn.ai/65b82d59bedd989b