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I Got My Boobs Done 4 Times. Here's What I Wish I'd Known
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- I'd Like To Thank Myself
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- Jun 16, 2026
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- 1513
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Summary
I've had four boob jobs in 27 years, two rounds of capsular contracture, a $30,000 lesson, and a little pig holding one of them together. And I'd do it all again. Four breast augmentations. Two rounds of capsular contracture, the complication they make sound rarer than it is. A thirty-thousand-dollar mistake I made because I thought I knew better than my surgeon, a boob job recovery nobody prepares you for, and an honest, no-shame conversation about breast implant illness (BII). This is everything I wish someone had told me before my first breast implants: the receipts, the regrets I don't have, and what I'd actually do if I were you, from booking a breast augmentation to deciding whether to take your implants out. In this episode: Why I got my first set almost 30 years ago, and what the itty bitty titty committee had to do with it The capsular contracture that hit me twice, on the lowest-risk setup there is The $30,000 lesson, and the pig that finally fixed it How I picked my plastic surgeon, and the five consults that saved my result The truth about cup size nobody tells you before you book The boob job recovery reality the glossy before-and-afters leave out Where I land on breast implant illness and breast implant removal, without the fear-mongering or the dismissing The one time my gut said no, and six months later the FDA agreed If you've got breast implants, you're researching a breast augmentation, or you've got a set and you're weighing breast implant removal, this one's for you. If you liked this, watch The Work I've Had Done To Stay Hot AF At 48 And The One I Regret Want Your Free Personalized Hot AF Plan? Take the quiz. Join The Vanity Club . Where women over 40 come to look hot AF. No apologies. No judgment. Rewritten Beauty. The serum I built when I turned…