Episode
Tuesday, May 5th 2026 — AMD Dips, Kids Draw Mustaches, and Angola Is Trending for Some Reason
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- Hunchline: The Morning Line
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- May 5, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 1489
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Summary
Markets closed mostly flat with crypto catching a bid, AMD got hit hard, Oracle ripped, kids are outsmarting facial recognition with fake mustaches, and Angola somehow made the top ten on Google.