Episode

Monday, May 4th 2026 — Monday, May 4th 2026 — USO Dips, InfoWars Dies, and the Aliens Subreddit Found a Crop Circle

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Hunchline: The Morning Line
Published
May 8, 2026
Duration seconds
1664
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Summary

Monday May 4th kicks off the week with oil getting obliterated, Oracle ripping ten percent, InfoWars finally shutting its doors, Jensen Huang torching US export policy, and David Kessler losing his mind over Pentagon pizza orders and a 2002 crop circle.