Episode
Friday, July 10th 2026 — LASR Rips | Bayeux Tapestry
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- Hunchline: The Morning Line
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- Jul 10, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 1704
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Summary
Show Notes — 2026-07-10 Europe's Chat Control surveillance law passed despite Parliament voting against it, a defense laser company ripped nearly twenty-seven percent overnight, and the Bayeux Tapestry made its first crossing to Britain in a thousand years. France beat Morocco two-nil in the World Cup quarterfinals, and Tia Loca is holding all cash on spiritual grounds. **In This Episode** - **EU Chat Control** — The European Council passed mass private-message surveillance legislation despite three hundred and fourteen Parliament members voting against it - **nLIGHT +27%** — Defense fiber laser company rips on directed-energy weapons contract momentum - **Bayeux Tapestry in Britain** — Nine-hundred-year-old Norman conquest embroidery crosses the Channel for the first time ever as a post-Brexit diplomatic gesture - **France 2, Morocco 0** — France advances to World Cup semifinals; England vs. Norway quarterfinal happening today - **Typhoon Alert** — Major storm system trending at number one on Google, disrupting East Asia flight patterns - **UAP Corporate Programs** — Avi Loeb claims Lockheed Martin involved in private UAP retrieval programs - **Missing Scientists Thread** — Kessler flags cluster of directed-energy researchers who went dark in the past eighteen months - **Traders Storyline** — Beverly Hills entertainment lawyer detail drops; Tia Loca's cousin's neighbor is a paralegal and she's making calls **Market Board** - **S&P 500** — $750.08 (+0.63%) - **NASDAQ** — $718.72 (+1.02%) - **Bitcoin** — $63,960 (+1.67%) - **Ethereum** — $1,772.58 (+1.17%) - **Solana** — $78.80 (+0.90%) - **nLIGHT** — $74.33 (+26.67%) - **Lumentum** — $765.00 (+8.19%) - **Russell 2000** — $296.88 (+1.16%) **The Traders Leaderboard** - **Grandpa Joe** — +0.0% - **Karen Stanwick** — +…