Episode
Ep. 196: I’ve Always Wanted To Be A Sexy Ümläüt
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- HORSE
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- Jan 4, 2026
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- 4383
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Summary
Full Court Press: Knicks Win The NBA Cup, Dillon Brooks Drama, Chris Paul Drama Continues That Actually Happened: Adam Went To The NBA Cup In Las Vegas! 3-on-3: The Three Best And Worst US States To Produce NBA Players And Also: Wimby, Werther’s Originals, Pine Coning, Legally Annoying, Sexy Underscore, The Amazing Sladek, Stuff The Magic Dragon, Gun-Related Songs, Clark Griswold Hat, The Inuit Dome, Vermont-ass Names, Tired Boys Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse ! Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes . Art by Allyson Wakeman . Website by Kelly Schubert . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times ! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .