Episode

Porch Goose

Podcast: Have Kids, They Said…
Published: May 15, 2026
Duration seconds: 2077
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Summary

On today's episode, Nicole wants to shower so badly, and Rich asks a hypothetical. What did you tell the DJ not to play at your wedding? They talk about what a unique name is now and what's the new Gertrude. Rich may get to have a cool dad moment with Emmy. And Sara is a silly goose. Nicole is an ex-party girl who just wants the canceled plans. Back-to-back parties for Rich and Sara, while dealing with going through all the kids' old stuff. Rich gets all mushy about Benny and monster poops. Keegan's got stories. We appreciate all of our village b!tches!! Keep liking, subscribing, and sharing with your friends!!