Episode
How a Vampire Survives School
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- Ha Hack
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- Jun 30, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 731
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Summary
School is hard. Now try doing it while hiding fangs, avoiding sunlight, and pretending you’re “normal.” Every class becomes a mission… every mistake could expose everything. Some hacks are smart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices