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Criminals, Crime & Convenience Stores! This Week in Japan's Wild News! 5/26/26
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- Got Faded Japan
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- May 26, 2026
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- 1619
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Summary
Episode 812In this action-packed episode, Johnny battles the internets to get you good Faders the scoop of what's going on in Japan! This week’s insanity includes: 💵 Smartest criminal to date, robs his own store after his shift 👋 Man B-Slaps his life away by threatening more than his X.💸 Kids join Dark Web Gang to get the GOLD! All this and a whole lot more on this episode of GOT FADED JAPAN! Episode 809 In this absolutely unhinged installment of Got Faded Japan, Johnny and Tom hit the studio bright and early, fueled by molten-hot coffee and running at full throttle. The boys dive headfirst into another week of Japan’s strangest, wildest, and most straight-up WTF news stories. The laughs come fast, the banter hits hard, and then MOFO BOOM! the headlines explode like chaos grenades. This week’s madness includes: Two dudes absolutely destroy their karma by stealing goodies from shrines A serial slapper breaking into the wrong house Giant raccoon balls somehow becoming toys?! And that’s just the beginning…. It’s outrageous, ridiculous, and packed wall-to-wall with the raw chaos you’ve come to expect from Got Faded Japan. You seriously can’t make this stuff up. Get ready for another action-packed, laugh-out-loud insane episode. FADE ON! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Supporting GOT FADED JAPAN ON PATREON directly supports keeping this show going and fueled with booze, seriously could you imagine the show sober??Neither can we!SUPPORT GFJ at: https://www.patreon.com/gotfadedjapan -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS AND SUPPORT THE SHOW!!!! 1. THE SPILT INK: Experience art, buy art and get some original art commissioned at: SITE:https://www.thespiltink.com/ IN…