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365 skid-mark-free days
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- Goldie Lookin Chain
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- Jan 23, 2026
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- 1487
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Summary
Recorded in what the boys describe as an “executive drinking establishment” , this episode quickly descends into medical horror stories, tour flashbacks, dangerous household items, and the boldest claim ever made on audio: 365 skid-mark-free days . What Happens (In No Particular Order) 🥤 Dry January continues (Coca-Cola, pink lemonade, isotonic Lucozade, and lies) 🎧 The new GLC song Dry January and why cheap videos are better 🫀 A near-death New Year’s Eve DJ set involving Sambuca, Spotify, and partial paralysis 🦷 A tooth falls out mid-Greggs wrap and nobody reacts correctly 🔥 A hot water bottle explodes, nearly destroying a full cock-and-ball ecosystem 📢 Public Service Announcement: hot water bottles can kill you 👖 A deeply forensic debate about skid marks, wiping techniques, and toilet paper quality 🚌 Tour flashbacks: cold venues, bad loos, excellent pubs 🧠 Proof that GLC quizzes should never be attempted sober or organised 🏰 Castles played, seas pooed in, pubs visited, and bands mildly insulted 🍺 Jeremy Clarkson’s pub, his pint, and his imagined string-tied torso 🎤 The official launch of the GLC Tour Quiz , featuring no buzzers and total confusion 🎟️ Tour announcement: “Stairway To Newport” (tickets available, and you'd think there would be a link here but there isn't) BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.