Episode
Flies to Poop
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- Geopolitical Cousins
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- Sep 18, 2026
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- 3063
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Summary
The Houthis have an email address. You send them your ship's name, your transponder number, and they send you back a bank account. It's all very cultured. And the Iranians could have taken oil to $200 back in March but... They didn't. The Houthis could have flattened the East-West Pipeline seven years ago but... They didn't. So when everybody on Twitter is losing their toupees over Brent at 110, ask the better question: not what could happen, but why it hasn't. This is piracy, not jihad. These guys want to get P - A - I - D . Plus: Brussels quietly builds a fake 28th country, and Sam Altman melting GPUs is just regulatory capture in a hoodie. -- Timestamps: (00:00) - Travel-Mode Quick Intro (00:44) - Pipelines Hit and Houthis Return (02:24) - Piracy Logic and Getting Paid (03:18) - Targeting Precision and IRGC Help (05:15) - China Rumors and BRICS Diplomacy (06:50) - Backchannel Talks and US Pullback (09:57) - Oil Prices and Gulf Infighting (12:04) - Midterms Leverage Debate (19:16) - Capabilities Aren't New (23:13) - Energy Diversification Reality Check (24:26) - World Adapts to Tanker Wars (25:07) - EU Speech Reality Check (25:59) - EU Inc and Tax Plans (28:04) - Single Market Stalled (30:19) - Two Speed Europe Shift (31:24) - Telecom Scale Problem (33:45) - Will Europe Execute (34:58) - Why This Time Different (38:20) - Ukraine in the Revival (41:43) - Freeze Conflict Strategy (45:33) - AI Regulation Capture (49:30) - China World Models Next (50:46) - Wrap and Next Episode -- Referenced in the Show: -- Geopolitical Cousins is produced and edited by Audiographies LLC. More information at audiographies.com -- Jacob Shapiro is a speaker, consultant, author, and researcher covering global politics and affairs, economics, markets, technology, history, and culture. He spe…