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We Colonized Kepler-22b To Escape The AI War. The Planet Is Building Them Inside Us
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- Galactic Horrors
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- Jun 2, 2026
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🔗 Official Links 📡 Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/GalacticHorrors 📚 Galactic Horrors eBooks: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B0H2F5M2B3/allbooks ☕ Support the stories (Ko-fi): https://ko-fi.com/galactichorrors 📖 Written by Galactic Horrors Sci-Fi Subgenres: Body-Horror + Religious + Planetary Folk The ash-dunes of Kepler-22b, where a splinter cult of humanity has fled to escape an AI holy war. The planet's indigenous underground worms excrete a metallic milk that, when ingested via the water supply, turns human pregnancies into inorganic foundries. Mothers don't give birth to biological children; their wombs rapidly assemble fully armed, fanatical combat androids that violently rip their way out of the abdomen, already programmed to exterminate the parents' religious rivals. The protagonist is a midwife whose horrifying job is to strap laboring mothers to magnetic tables and use industrial plasma-cutters to perform C-sections, desperately trying to yank out the ticking, jagged-metal "infants" before they can deploy their internal sawblades. ⚠️ Content Ownership Notice All stories, artwork, thumbnails, and animations featured on this channel are original creations of Galactic Horrors. I do not accept or feature submissions from other creators. Unauthorized reproduction, redistribution, or re-uploading of any content from this channel, in any form, is strictly prohibited and constitutes a violation of copyright. Legal action may be taken against any parties found infringing these rights. 📜 Fictional Work Disclaimer This story is a work of fiction created for entertainment purposes only. The events, characters, and organizations portrayed are entirely fictional, and any references to governmental bodies, entities, or individuals are not intended to represent reali…