Episode

After Dark: "You're Not A Visionary, You're A Vendor"

Podcast: Future Commerce
Published: May 29, 2026
Duration seconds: 4001
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Get all After Dark releases by joining Future Commerce Plus: www.futurecommerce.com/plus. Future Commerce Plus members get 20% off STRATA: www.futurecommerce.com/strata. An AI agent burns $12 building a fake Android phone nobody asked for. From there: Pope Leo's encyclical, a tick crisis blamed on vanishing chickens, a website that's cookied Phillip into Spanish forever, and The Devil Wears Prada 2, feat. why media was the visionary all along.