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J. Edgar Boozer Threatens To Sue, Carney Cracks The Empire In Half, Project Freedom Is A War Plan, Alito, Giuliani & The Dying OG
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- May 4, 2026
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The FiveStack with Dean Blundell and Zev Shalev is broadcast LIVE Monday-Friday at 3 PM ET at Narativ.org and it’s 100% free. Sign up today and never miss a show. We opened cold today with breaking news out of FBI HQ: Kash Patel is now threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. Edgar Boozer.” Yes. Really. The FBI Director — fresh off losing a defamation suit against former assistant director Frank Figliuzzi (he lost because there was evidence he’d been drunk at work) — is apparently so rattled by the new nickname that he’s lawyering up. This is what passes for federal law enforcement in 2026: an FBI Director who indicts James Comey for posting a photo of seashells, and threatens lawsuits against anyone who notices he’s hammered. Dean nailed the through-line: the Epstein class is the victim class. They have so many skeletons that the only available defense is offense. Get angry first. Insult. Threaten. Sue. Anything to keep you from looking at what’s actually in the closet. This is not a coincidence. This is the operating system. Trump’s chief of staff, Susie Wiles, reportedly said the President has “an alcoholic’s personality” — brazen first, defensive when challenged. Patel has the same profile. Hegseth too. The administration is staffed top to bottom with people maintaining a facade so exhausting it requires chemical assistance. J. Edgar Boozer is just a lawsuit today, but with these guys in charge, it could be a criminal referral. THE SEASHELL STANDARD The Acting AG went on Fox over the weekend trying to explain why James Comey is being prosecuted for posting “8647” with seashells — when 8647 merch is currently for sale on Amazon in dozens of variants. His answer: “Every single case depends on the investigation that’s done.” Translation: selective prosecution. They…