Episode

Botched Botox, kicked out of the bar & the Paige Lorenze wedding debrief

Podcast: Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Published: Jul 23, 2026
Duration seconds: 2433
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Summary

Hallie's a little hungover and a lot chatty this week! She recaps being a bridesmaid at Paige Lorenze's stunning (and very Tuesday) Old Westbury Gardens wedding, the outfit that got dragged online, and why she stayed loyal and didn't leak a single photo. Then she gets into her self-proclaimed celibate era, the guy going around telling people she's "obsessed" with him, and the anti-ghost text that broke her brain. Hallie answers YOUR questions: medicine cabinet snooping, burner stalking accounts, drunk texting spirals, and the truth behind her viral "botched Botox" moment. Plus, a juicy round of He's a 10 But... and friend dilemmas that get REAL messy. Pour a drink and enjoy babe! 💋