Episode
ROYAL PAINS
- Podcast
- Evil Thoughts
- Published
- Aug 20, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 1100
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Summary
Bored with avocado toast & gratuitous Netflix checks in Montecito, Prince Harry & Meghan have decided the UK needs their special brand of drama injected straight back into the royal bloodstream. After spending years casually implying the entire country is a racist hellscape, they're packing up the kids and their victim complex for a triumphant return!