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Piss Pants Mushroom Jesus, Caked in Vomit VM, Dopey wood Review! Heroin!
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- Apr 14, 2026
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⏱️ Full Timestamps 00:00 – Late night intro, Dave can’t stop doing 5 episodes a week 00:30 – Dopeywood recap: sold out Comedy Store, best event yet 02:00 – LA trip madness: 12 interviews + 3 podcasts in 5 days 03:00 – Fan email from Brie: Dopeywood review + caffeine hangover 04:30 – Dopey fandom + meeting listeners + hug talk 05:30 – Lineup shoutouts: Cho, Maron, Bobby Lee, etc. 07:00 – Dave reflects on Dopey’s impact + Dopey Foundation growth 08:00 – Late night at Cantor’s vs Katz’s rant 09:00 – Patreon + Spotify comments intro 09:30 – Lena Dunham episode feedback + Chris reflection 10:30 – Weird opioid discussion + new drug landscape 11:30 – 90210 addiction joke tangent 12:30 – Listener voicemail: getting sober at 15 13:30 – Vomiting-on-a-classmate story 15:00 – Listener returns to Dopey after years away 16:30 – Dave reacts: gratitude + sending socks 17:00 – Intro to Total Replay: “Mushroom Jesus Piss Pants” 🔁 Total Replay Segment 19:00 – Classic Dopey intro: Dave & Chris dynamic 21:00 – Crack paranoia + meth stories 23:00 – AA step talk (6th & 7th step breakdown) 26:00 – AA resentment + fake alcoholics rant 30:00 – Dave vs AA culture + “this alcoholic right here” rant 34:00 – Chris defending spirituality + speaker tapes 36:00 – Mushroom story setup 38:00 – Chris eats all the mushrooms, thinks he’s Jesus 39:00 – Pisses the bed knowingly instead of going to bathroom 40:00 – Debates telling parents he’s Jesus 41:00 – Decides not to (they’ll know he’s high) 42:00 – Comes down, realizes he’s not Jesus 44:00 – Episode devolves into chaos + bad TV tangent 47:00 – Dave annoyed at recovery talk tone 49:00 – “Trust God, clean house, help others” debate 51:00 – Meth ejaculation rat study insanity 52:00 – Airport blackout Boston story 54:00 – Outro + reflection on Chris + comed…