Episode

Episode 142: Why Mainstream Horror Sucks

Podcast: Dead Languages
Published: Feb 25, 2026
Duration seconds: 5784
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Summary

Professor CarCar puts on his tweed suit and lecherous grin as the spooky co-eds all ask what they can do for extra credit. Turns out, all he wants to do is rant about how and why popular stuff is bad.