Episode

Back Porch Rants

Podcast: Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
Published: Mar 31, 2026
Duration seconds: 4676
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All episodes of the Crime Pays Podcast are available at www.patreon.com/Crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt Rants about saving the Borderlands Caper Tree, salvaging star cactus from a housing development in South Texas, mowing (and "dethatching") dead turf grass, vandalizing Nandina domestica in private landscaping, and more.