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The Universal Rule Zelensky Forgot | Satire Saturday
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- Jul 11, 2026
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Text the show! 🎙️ SATIRE SATURDAY There is one rule every adult eventually learns: When someone else controls the door, being right matters less than getting inside. 🍸 You understand it with a nightclub bouncer. 🚔 You understand it during a traffic stop. 🎓 You understand it when a professor controls your GPA. 🏦 You understand it when a loan officer controls your mortgage. So why would anyone forget it when the future of an entire country depends on winning approval from 27 European nations? ...