Episode
Is It the Move… or Is Mercury Drinking Gatorade Again?
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- Cocktales with Kiki
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- Jul 20, 2026
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- 2427
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Summary
Kiki is recording on fumes in the middle of moving week, surrounded by boxes, broken nails, damaged furniture, and enough bickering to make her wonder whether the stress is coming from the move or Mercury being in Gatorade again. She shares the chaotic reality of combining households with her man that’s not her man, why his approach to the homebuying process has left her feeling out of the loop, and how to support a partner who is stressed without sounding controlling or turning into their unpaid project manager. Kiki also breaks down how Mercury retrograde may be affecting communication, relationships, collaborations, and major life transitions, plus what everyone should watch for during the post-retrograde shadow period. Then, she opens up a conversation about breakups, closure, ghosting, and whether every relationship deserves an exit interview. Production, tap in with your advice, and get ready for Sip & Spill, the new segment where listeners can call the Nightcap Number with anonymous confessions, questions, and stories before drunk-texting their ex. Go to brooklynbedding.com and use my promo code COCKTALESPOD at checkout to get 30% off sitewide during the {{2026 PROMOTION BELOW}}. VB Health- Try SOAKING WET Get 10% off SOAKING WET from VB Health with code COCKTALES visit SOAKINGWET.COM today Contact us! Advice: [email protected] CockTales: [email protected] NEW SEGMENT SIP & SPILL- Before you drunk-text your ex, call your best friend for the fourth time, or send a voice note you’ll regret by sunrise… call the Nightcap Number and leave us a message.Confessions, questions, dilemmas, and stories—we want to hear it all.Sip responsibly. Spill anonymously. 404-692-0039 Join Patreon to help support the show! www.patreon.com/cocktales Get Your Merc…