Episode
53: We Brought Hermit Crabs to the Strip Club
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- Chris vs. The People
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- May 19, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 2622
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Summary
In this week’s episode of Chris vs. The People, Chris dives into “crazy night out” territory with three wild tales you have to hear to believe. First, a freshman year flirtation goes up in literal flames when a bar candle meets long hair. Then, a friends turned foursome saga unfolds: mountains, gay erotica, and a trip that turns euphoric… and complicated. Finally, we meet the legend who smuggled hermit crabs into a strip club, caused a dancer stampede, and got escorted out in style. Buckle up because the chaos is cozy, the tea is hot, and the aftermaths are even better. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens . 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158688845 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens ( http://youtube.com/chris ) • Justin Bretter ( http://justinbretter.com ) Producer: • Gogo Zoger ( https://instagram.com/thegogolicious ) Editor: • Justin Bretter ( http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety )