Episode
49: I Stole My Classmate's Pee to Pass a Drug Test
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- Chris vs. The People
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- Apr 21, 2026
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- 3342
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Summary
This week's episode is a special 4/20 edition of Chris vs. the People, and the callers absolutely delivered. The first caller takes us back to 2012 when a casual smoke sesh with her sister turned into a front row seat to the dark side of synthetic weed. Then our next caller shares the wildly eventful story of a Feeld app meetup that took an unexpected detour in the middle of a threesome, and somehow still managed to end with breakfast and a ride home. Finally, the last caller reveals how a family drama involving a snitch of a Mormon cousin, a drug test, and one very dedicated acquaintance led to one of the most unhinged acts of teenage resourcefulness ever recorded. Tune in for laughs, a few PSAs, and stories you genuinely could not make up. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens . Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens ( http://youtube.com/chris ) • Justin Bretter ( http://justinbretter.com ) Producer: • Gogo Zoger ( https://instagram.com/thegogolicious ) Editor: • Justin Bretter ( http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety )