Episode
38: I Catfished My Middle School Bully
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- Chris vs. The People
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- Jan 27, 2026
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- 3453
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Summary
This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris opens the phone lines for secrets and tea… and immediately regrets asking. One caller shares how her ex–best friend accused her of being an unfit mother and threatened CPS only for that same friend’s toddler to later wander outside alone in the snow. Another listener admits to catfishing her middle school bullies just to figure out why they hated her (honestly? valid). And things take a dark turn when a caller reveals that someone who once shamed her online for starting a GoFundMe for her sick dog was later exposed for k*lling their own dog and now trains other people’s pets. It’s petty, disturbing, and deeply chaotic… exactly the kind of episode that makes Chris vs. the People what it is. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens . 🌹 EVERYONE who signs up wins a FREE WhisperVibe™ OR a FREE Rose toy with any Whisper™ order! https://www.bboutique.co/vibe/chrisvsthepeople-podcast 💵 Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money: https://RocketMoney.com/klemens 🛏️ Get a good night’s rest and take an extra 10% off sitewide: https://GhostBed.com/klemens for all of GhostBed’s winter deals and use promo code KLEMENS at checkout WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-catfished-my-149248028 BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: •…