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Episode 4: No mistakes. Only opportunities. Bring a mop.

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Borderlands: DeadECHOs
Published
Aug 10, 2026
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1986
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Summary

No mistakes. Only opportunities. Bring a mop. Stop, drop, and roll, fun fans - It’s time for DEAD ECHOES! This week, after a touch of cerebral theatricality, the zip zap zoperation of Watts and Junie face their most dire obstacle to date: air. Or lack thereof.Yes, with DAHL Management breathing down our heroes’ necks, those pesky productivity-obsessed overlords have found a way to suck the oxygen out of the room. Literally. Plus, do you like guest stars? Cantankerous cameos? Of course you freakin’ do. And have we got a digi-doozy for ya! All this, plus big sacks of cash, prestigious institutes of higher laughing, old lady wigs, Boom Rooms, attempted fridging, and more… Live for the bit!Love,Dead Echoes Borderlands: Dead ECHOs is Gearbox’s first scripted narrative podcast — a darkly comedic drama set in the chaotic Borderlands universe. It follows Watts, a disenchanted DAHL Echo Operator, who supplements his meager pay by sifting through undeliverable ECHO Logs, and selling the secrets inside to the highest bidder. When Junie, a curious stranger with big ideas and a secretive past, gets him out of a jam, the two strike up an unlikely partnership. As Junie injects a daring Robin Hood twist into Watts’ amateur criminal enterprise, their ECHO-brokering operation draws attention from ruthless mercenaries, violent outlaws, and DAHL’s deadly corporate hit squad lead by power hungry rogue executive, Vivian Proctor. —----------------------------------------CASTJoel Watson: Watts, Boomer Dugnut. Crisp, Elderly Man, WallaApril Johnson: Junie, Elderly Woman, WallaAlexa Ray Corriea: Butt-Stallion Slot Machine, DAHL Management BotColleen Clinkenbeard: DAHL Announcement, Little JeebusDante Silva: WallaDavid Wald: AmadeusJim Foronda: C4E Host, Trent the SlutJoel McDonald: Pit Boss, Wa…